It's more of a Shelbyville idea. Mayor Quimby: Now wait just a minute! In the permanent Monorail event, he is the final available prize, and the only character prize. Lyle Lanely : What's it called?

Sebastian Cobb is a limited time character released on September 4, 2015, during the Monorail 2015 Event.

(audience laughs) Homer: Heh heh! Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you.
Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it! Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do.

This two-sentence quote from the episode makes up the whole curriculum from Lanley’s three-week training course for Lyle Lanley : The name's Lanley. Phil Hartman: Lyle Lanley. Marge Simpson Timothy Lovejoy, Jr. Fandom may earn an affiliate commission on sales made from links on this page. What'd I say? Patty Bouvier , Selma Bouvier : Monorail. Lyle Lanley. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. Marge begins to uncover a conspiracy as she discovers several towns that Lanley fitted with a dodgy monorail system, then took off with the money. Quotes; Credits Homer's Triple Bypass ... and is about to vote for it when suddenly a smooth-talking stranger named Lyle Lanley suggests that the town buy a new monorail, making his pitch in a song which convinces the town to buy the monorail.

Lyle Lanely : [begins to chant rhythmically] Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car monorail! Lyle Lanley. Lyle Lanley is on Facebook.

[points at Ned Flanders] Ned Flanders : Monorail! The episode sees Lyle Lanley, a snake oil salesman, come to Springfield and pitch a monorail system to the town. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!
And I come before you good people tonight with an idea.

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He is the tenth and final prize to be won in the Event's Act Three. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville! The Monorail Song Lyle Lanley: Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it! Quotes: Lyle Lanley : The name's Lanley. Mayor Quimby: Now wait just a minute! Join Facebook to connect with Lyle Lanley and others you may know. While Lanley wins over the residents of Springfield, Marge and Lisa are the only ones skeptical of him with the belief he is a con-artist. Lyle Lanley: Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it! Lyle Lanely : That's right, monorail! It's more of a Shelbyville idea. Mule. We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville!